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    October 07

    蔡澜:女人要学会《男人十诫》

    转自《舞台与银幕》

    1.千万别幻想你可以改变男性的个性,你只能更换的,是他在做婴儿时的尿布。
    2.当你的男朋友离家出走时,你能做写什么?把大门关上,永远别让他来。
    3.要找男人,随便找一个好了,别分年轻的或者老的,他们都是一样,他们不会成熟。
    4.所有男人都是一样,只是脸不同,方便你认出他是张三李四罢了。
    5.不必把男人当傻瓜,他们本身已经是一个傻瓜。
    6.犹太人的子孙在沙漠浪荡了40年,可想而知,甚至在《圣经》的旧时代,男人已经没有什么方向感。
    7.如果男人问你:“你想念我吗?”你尽管回答:“你不消失,我怎么会想念你!”
    8.如果男人要求:“把我的早餐拿来(床前)给我吃。”你尽管回答:“那你去厨房睡觉好了。”
    9.如果男人问你关于书本的事:“你最喜欢看的是哪一部(簿)?”你尽管回答:“支票簿。”
    10.如果你要叫男人做一件事,最好的办法是对他说:“这件事你做不动,你太老了。”

    JUST FOR FUN, ENJOY IT!

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    YP liangwrote:
    哈哈哈...有意思!我很喜欢蔡澜的.
    Oct. 19
    聿 张wrote:
    "千万别幻想你可以改变男性的个性,你只能更换的,是他在做婴儿时的尿布"——这句赞阿!!
    Oct. 7

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